- demon: i possessed you
- me: get the fuck out
- demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
- me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit
reason why 2013 was so shitty: uneven number
reason why 2014 is going to be better: even number
reason why 2015 is going to be the best: nice neat multiple of 5
I hate school.
But I don’t hate education.
There’s a huge difference.
when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this