• demon: i possessed you
  • me: get the fuck out
  • demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
  • me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit

lohanthony:

brucejennervevo:

listen to me u lil fuck

THAT FUCKING SMILE HE KNOWS HOW MANY TEENAGE GIRLS HEARTS HES FUCKING WITH

(Source: onedirections)

Timestamp: 1393205155

Beautiful

(Source: trustinq, via lohanthony)

Timestamp: 1390617594

luhleti:

overprotective parents raise the best liars.

(Source: rollingstomes, via we-on)

puppytaire:

reason why 2013 was so shitty: uneven number

reason why 2014 is going to be better: even number

reason why 2015 is going to be the best: nice neat multiple of 5

(via johnzile)

spamano-in-china:

I hate school.
But I don’t hate education.
There’s a huge difference.

(via johnzile)

niggaqueef:

when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this

image

(via lohanthony)